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Vol. I · No. 012Wednesday, June 3

Your Saturday
Morning BJ

Never on a Saturday

An honest, occasionally late, frequently sidetracked conversation between two old friends.

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Episode 012

The One Where Juan Quits His Job (Again)

Juan announces another career pivot. Bret tries to keep a straight face. We discuss the difference between a calling and a Tuesday afternoon impulse.

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1h 14m

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About the Hosts

Two friends. One microphone. No schedule whatsoever.

Bret and Juan have been friends long enough to finish each other's worse jokes. Each episode is a slow conversation about life, work, love, travel, and whatever they read on the internet that morning. Recorded whenever — never on a Saturday.

J
Juan
Writer by training, athlete by compulsion, technologist by accident. Has lived in nine cities across four countries and still can't fully explain why.
B
Bret
Will take the contrarian position, build an airtight case for it, get bored, and drop it entirely. Believes brevity is the soul of wit, which makes the long episodes his fault.